Friday, August 22, 2014

Friday Night Revolution

Well, it's that time of the month! Time for bills, time for to pay people, time for me to think about capitalism, anarchy, and the life I have lived thus far. I could give into the depression, and let it swallow me whole. OR, I could just role with the thoughts and feelings. So a list for you beautiful people out there for some pop-counter-culture items to get you through your Friday.


Let "the man" know the revolution has begun by blasting tunes from your cubicle!

Give Me Convenience or Give Me Death! - Dead Kennedys

Make your revolution feel like a Tarantino movie with surf punk sounds! With classics like "Holiday in Cambodia" and "Too Drunk to Fuck" this classic gem will give your revolution a more vacation vibe!

Freak Out - The Mothers of Invention

Maybe your less angry and more annoyed with the system and the people around you? We got you covered! With Frank Zappa's 1966 debut album, you too can realize that all the problems about American culture are not new, and have been around since time began (in the 60's!). Only the music has changed (Spoilers, pop music sucked in the sixties, and it sucks now!)

Muse Sick-N-Hour Mess Age - Public Enemy

Hey, what's with all the white boys? Those rioting in Ferguson need a soundtrack too! Here's Muse Sick-N-Hour Mess Age to rock your world and call for change! While you listen, ask yourself about old age and wonder how a group goes from inflammatory rap to dumb reality shows. And remember, the system corrupts the weak and stupid!



What are your goals as you work to burn your current place of oppression, or at least generally annoy the people around you? How will you survive after you become unemployed and live on the streets?

FM 21-76 US Army Survival Handbook:

Now, I am more familiar with the copy of the survival handbook from the 70's, but this is still a hell of a good book to have around. The highlights include how to think when you need to survive, and basic woodland survival skills, like identifying edible plants and dangerous animals. Looks like the fascist pigs CAN write a good book!

Steal This Book Today:

For those of you who need to survive, but live in an urban environment, may we present to you the updated version of the 60's classic, Steal This Book by Abbie Hoffman. Basic skills are covered like cooking, the type of food you'll need,  what to do if your one-night stand turns out to be a government spy, and how to steal stuff! For the ironic hipsters out there, you can buy the original Steal This Book from Amazon.

Anarchists Cookbook v2000

What's a list without the very classics? It does you no good to uprise against the system if you can't even fashion a decent Molotov cocktail!

Now, get out there, start a cubicle fire, and break the system so I don't have to pay my bills! And as incentives to you, think about it: Infinite vacation. Finally, time to mow the grass, fix the house, and start that book you always wanted to write.

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